How To Lose Your Blog Traffic In 10 Days
Day 1: Blog boring. Tell everyone what you had for lunch, how many pages you wrote, and that #2 pencils are on sale at your local Wal-Mart.
Day 2: Ignore visitors. Don’t respond to anyone who actually commented on Day 1.
Day 3: Blog TMI. Tell all of your embarrassing secrets, and some of your relatives’ secrets while you’re at it.
Day 4: Blog mad. Yell at all of the people (mostly relatives) who commented on Day 3.
Day 5: Delete your RSS feed. That’ll get rid of your relatives and no one else was subscribing anyway. And you don’t care.
Day 6: TYPE IN ALL CAPS. PEOPLE LOVE THAT.
Day 7: Blog that you have nothing to blog about.
Day 8: Never visit or comment on any other blogs. Who cares about those other people?
Day 9: Blog that you’re too busy to blog. You’re pretty important.
Day 10: Don’t blog at all. (You might as well not.)
*In case you want to do the opposite, here’s a great article on how to build blog traffic.
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